Warning! Italian Sub Bumper Sticker

This sticker is contains some truth and some fiction, for me. I almost never eat italian subs, but i do get a jimmy john's #10 hunter's club (take the bread out, extra lettuce and hot peppers, easy mayo) probably once a week, and gruffle it down at stop lights if i'm late picking up our son from school. The cab of my truck is a wasteland of lettuce shreds and i really gotta clean it out. High quality, weather resistant 2.75" x 8.5" bumper sticker.