Effin' Birds Playing Cards, which pairs elegant illustrations with dirty sayings, witty insults, and a crapload of poop jokes.
This pair of playing card decks includes: Two rude and ridiculous card decks, perfect for playing your favorite card game or just as a pick-me-up, 108 cards featuring glorious full-color Audubon portraits and black and white sketches and engravings of birds saying the things that should not be said and a simple and snarky booklet offering the rules for classic card games.
Effin' Birds Playing Cards
$16.99
Wayne White coaster set.
Each Wayne White coaster in the set.
Wayne White Coaster Set
$16.99
A candle for the taint. Smells like why do I get ignored on fancy candles? Thanks for nothing, Gwyneth.
Candle for The Taint
$14.99
A candle for I don't know shit. About fuck. Smells like quit asking me shit. Jesus.
Candle for IDK S**t
$14.99
Obscenities Magnetic Poetry
$14.99
White candle in glass that reads "too gay to function" in gold cursive.
Too Gay To Function Candle
$22.00
Grey shirt with white text that reads "Shesus Christ."
Shesus Christ T-Shirt Large
$24.99
Grey shirt with white text that reads "Shesus Christ."
Shesus Christ T-Shirt Medium
$24.99
Gray motel style keychain that reads 'the only thing i'm fucking is stupid."
The Only Thing I'm F-ing Is Stupid Keychain
$7.99
Pint glass that reads "let's get drunk and text our exes" in black ink.
Let's Get Drunk and Text Our Exes Glass
$10.00
White felt pennant that reads "Lety's talk to dead people" in black with a planchette.
Let's Talk to Dead People Pennant
$24.00
Red silicone ash tray that reads "Serial Chiller" in white.
Serial Chiller Ashtray
$12.99
Clear test tube with cork stopper. Contains wooden letters spelling out Holy Shit You Did It!
Holy Sh*t You Did It Tube
$12.99
Blue cartoonish plush penis travel pillow.
P*nis Travel Pillow Plush
$21.99
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & F Off Oven Mitt
$16.99
Cover of Go the Fck to Sleep book. Cover features illustration of a toddler sleeping in a pile of tigers.
Go the F*#k to Sleep
$15.95