Squeaking was just too much effort. The Groaning Blobfish is popular around the office. Whenever something goes wrong, we give it a gentle squeeze and its brief snorting groan perfectly encapsulates the feeling of a minor problem. Some people describe the blobfish’s expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what it is: reality. When you squeeze this 7-1/4" long, soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rubber chicken is to jokesters.