Are There Cavemen in Heaven? Bumper Sticker

Someone once tried to tell me that they aren't cavemen in heaven based on some passages from dante's inferno, but let's be real. Inferno was the first majorly recognized piece of self-insert fanfiction, and we can't take it as gospel truth. I want to believe!!! High quality 2.75" x 8.5" weather resistant bumper sticker.