Your Farts Stink Card

Your farts stink but until they kill me I still love you-doubt I'll survive much longer though. Message inside: But seriously, ewwwww. Featuring a skunk over a beautiful green fart background, this sensational card is sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face and offers a whiff of recognition to one of their most flavorful qualities! Printed on high-quality card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card is one that can withstand even the most fatal of blows.