Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed the existence of the secret Jewish Space Laser, we've decided to sell models of this scientific marvel to raise funds to defeat QAnon-supporting politicians. Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists. Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists. 50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress. Note: This is a joke, but it is NOT a toy for children. This laser pointer is appropriate for use with pets. Do not stare into the beam of this laser.