If people can't already tell from your rosy cheeks and slurred speech, the purple stains on your blouse or the bowl of corks in your kitchen drawer, then these socks ought to do the trick. You're a connoisseur! A sommelier! But most importantly, thirsty. Machine wash cold, line dry. Unisex, one size fits most. Cotton-polyester-spandex-rubber blend. Made in the USA.