Derriere of Doom Socks

The sudden appearance of a headless derriere may foreshadow catastrophe, ruin, or annihilation so watch out! We all know what happens when the Red Queen yells "Off with their heads!" Beware of jumping into rabbit holes. This time take the blue pill, and just keep telling yourself: they're only socks. They're only socks. Cotton-Nylon-Spandex Blend. Made in the USA.